Festus' Tales of Tight Skirts

Updated 20th October 2001

"Festus" contacted me with several true stories of tight skirts from his own experience, and eventually sent enough that I felt he deserved his own page. This was the first: I didn't realise such delectable skirts were around in 1970!

Tina, belle of 1970

This story takes me back to when I was in my early teens I was maybe about thirteen at the time and so was she ( I am not going to use her real name). I am going to call her Tina. She was so cute and pretty and I had big crush on her. She would wear a tight skirt and she had plenty of them they varied in color. she had white an off white a black and pink and a charcoal one etc. She looked like a preteen Laura Petrie off the Dick Van Dyke Show. She would also wear a pullover blouse with them back in those days it seemed like the fad at the time. These skirts would show off her nice round bottom I think she wore the skirt two or three sizes too small. These skirts and blouses would show her figure off really nice. All though the skirts would come to her knee caps. At the time the year was 1969 or 1970. You could see the curves and the what I call the panty outline with these skirts but it really didn’t make her look trashy she looked nice in these skirts. She was always nice to everyone and one day at gym class we were climbing the rope and she had walked in and she dropped something and when she bent over to pick it up some of use almost fell off that rope. And she would sometimes tease use but she would get looks from the creeps but I never did treat her like she was trashy I knew her for a long time before those days. But know when I think of her I really think of those days with great fondness of her. I found out later after we moved that she was killed in a robbery attempt. But when i think of her it is with respect and nothing more.

Kim Lee, tight-skirted gift-shop owner

This story takes place around 1987 or 1990 I was in Union Station that is a historical Train Station in St.Louis. And there was this gift shop run by a lady her name was Kim Lee and she was from China. I meet her a long time ago before she had opened her shop. I meet her when I was in the Marines she was also a Marine. And I caught up again in St. Louis she was so cute and she would wear one form or another type of tight skirt she had on this one in particular it was black she did not wear a jacket like some women do and she had on a button down blouse and we would meet for lunch and talk about our days in the Marines. But what I really took notice of is the way the skirt fit her. It came just above her knees and fit her form just right to my notion and when she would turn around and I could see her backside and see the zipper and the darts in just the right places that I am almost embarrassed to say but the way she was dressed had really turned me on. But I did not let on but she noticed and said something . And at this one time there was a slight slit about two or three inches at the base of the skirt that you could see just a hint of a tight slip. She had mentioned that she noticed on how I was looking at her and wanted to know if I wanted to sleep with her. I had told her that I would not ruin our relationship and I thought of our relationship was special and that it would probably make use both feel guilty from her culture that was appropriate but I told her this was United States and that she had the freedom of choice. When I meet her in the Marines she was not quite a citizen but was studying for it. To this day we keep in touch and we are closer friends than anything else but I would never push myself on her like that I felt a little embarrassed when she asked. I just felt that I had to tell her she does have the right to choose for her self. We do get together from time to time and talk about the old days I moved to the country in 1991. She really enjoys her visit and sometimes she stays for a week or two when she gets the chance but that one day I think I wont forget it.

Kim Lee's tight lace-trimmed skirt

This story takes place about two years ago. And it is about Kim Lee she had come to my house for a visit and she was wearing a slim tight skirt. The best way that I can give an idea of what it looked like is give you this example the type that Christina Applegate wore in he show called Married With Children. Only this skirt was so tight that Kim Lee was really showing off her nice round bottom and her sheer knees and legs. I could not help but to admire the skirt and legs and what really set off her skirt is the black lace that was about four inches sewn below the hem line.the skirt itself came just below two or three inches below her bottom and with the lace sewn below that had really set it off nicely and the skirt itself was black in color. With a white pullover blouse. And the black stockings and high heels she was nice looking.

Chased by a goat in a tight skirt

When I was about eight my sister had worn tight skirts and dresses . She had this one skirt in particular it was blue in color this was about 1965. It had a zipper in the back and darts it came to her knee caps it was i think a pencil type skirt and at the hem line it had a ruffle. And she would also wear high heel shoes (pumps). with dark brown stockings. well this one day she got a bee up her butt and decided to go into a pasture on the farm we had owned at the time. And we had this mean goat i mean really mean you could not turn your back on it. this time my sister had stouped over and the goat had chargrd at her and one of my brothers had yelled at her to run here is the funny part when she reached the fence it was about four feet I think and to my dying day she leaped over the fence. And it was just one leap and she hurtled the fence without touching the barbed wire and i will never figure out how she ran and leadped over the fence at one time. And my brothers can't understand how she did it either.I am surpised she did not rip the skirt. She did not go in the pasture again.

You may wish to know that when I commented on this story Festus told me that " later that night we had goat for dinner"...

Too-tight skirts and safety in the workplace

This story about a tight skirt. Takes place about two weeks before I had back surgery I was at work and loading a truck I was on a fork lift. And we had these vistors three women and a man. I don't know their names. All three women were wearing these tight skirts. All three of the skirts came just above their knees and one of the skirts had a slit up the side. They were your basic skirts one was pink another was black and the one with the slit was brown or like a light rust color if I had to make a guess. Well the vistors were walking around looking the plant over. Well they had come to the dock and this one women with the slit skirt had stooped over to pick something up and when she did she had split the back side of her skirt and the other women had tried to cover her up. Well about this time everyone that was working on the dock got a good look and myself included. And at that time I had almost drove the forklift right off the dock, and if I did I would have put it in the boss's car. And I don't think he would like that. All three women had tried to hide their embarrassment that when the woman in the slit skirt rip the back right out of her skirt she had expossed her underwear, and that is when all the accidents started. When all was settled we got a good chewing out. Luckly no one was hurt.

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