Special Offer!

I have been saving the fur that comes out when I brush bear, because it is too sweet to throw it away, but when I weighed it a few months ago I realised I would have to go on brushing him for fifty years before I had enough fur to make it into anything. This is how I can present this extraordinary free offer. While stocks last, anyone who emails me with their (physical) name and address will receive a dollop of Richard-fur, so that you can appreciate how soft and fluffy it is first-hand. This is the only way you can get the Richard-fur feeling over the Internet, at least until there is a Tactile Plug-in for Netscape.

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