Welcome to Stuart's Unofficial Panel 4 Archive Page
"It's all just a little bit of history repeating"
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Hello viewers!
In response to implausibly several requests, this is a simple archive of Panel 4 columns written by me, Stuart Campbell, and originally published on Channel 4 Teletext's lovely Digitiser (page 171, now on 671) on four-weekly weekends since April 1996. The columns are presented in their originally-intended form, before they were subjected to the attentions of Teletext's legendarily careful censors and legendarily careless sub-editors. (Not until Column 18 did I discover that if you ring the Duty Editor in an incoherent rage at some particularly boneheaded alteration, he or she will happily change the column for you while it's actually on the screen, which is tremendously exciting to watch, ("Behold! I am changing the television with only the power of my voice!"), as well as being the writer's only defence against being made to look like an illiterate fool by some idiot who doesn't know the difference between "its" and "it's" and is quite prepared to make the error in your name.
But anyway.
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