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Welland Eddritch

This is a tale from the Bishop's Castle area of Shropshire. It's the one I tell to go with the dance of the same name, whenever I have to stall for ages while we get the last dancer out of the bar. This is my version, with apologies to Elizabeth Herbert, who told it so beautifully in the upstairs room of the Black Horse, in Rathbone Place.

Out in the country, there lived a man named Welland Eddritch. Welland lived alone and kept his own counsel. But it befel that one day, when he was at the market, he saw the most beautiful woman, with long goloden tresses, and fell instantly in love with her. And he asked various people who she was, but never could he get a straight answer - people would say only that she was fey, or that no man should touch her on pain of death. For many weeks, each market day he would see the beautiful woman, until eventually he plucked up the courage to go and speak to her.

Gradually, they became easy in each other's company, the lonely man and the fey woman, and they saw more and more of each other, but each market day, at dusk, she would away and Welland would not see her again until the following morning. Eventually, as is the way of such things, they began to take their pleasure of each other, and Welland asked her to marry him. She declined, saying that she would be bound to no man, but Welland persisted and eventually she consented, provided that Welland would make her a solemn oath, never to ask where she went on the evening of market day, nor to pursue the matter in any way. Naturally, Welland made the oath, and they were married, and lived happily, taking pleasure all the days, excepting the evening of market day when the lady would absent herself, always returning the following morning.

Now Welland became curious, and eventually became obsessed with finding the secret. So, breaking his oath, one evening he followed her to a grove out in the hills. And, creeping up and spying close, he saw three women, dancing naked round a fire. One was his young wife: the second was an older woman, looking the same and with the same golden tresses. And the third was an old woman whose long hair, though greying now, had once been golden.

Now, despite having broken his oath, all would have been well for Welland, except that his tongue got the better of him. The next market day, when his wife left, he blurted out "I suppose you're going to dance with your sisters...". His wife did not reply, but turned and left as usual. however, in the morning, she did not return. Nor did she return the next day, nor the next. And on the next market day, people asked after the lady, for no-one had seen her. And finally Welland realised that, in breaking his oath and speaking of it, he had lost his wife forever.

Welland was so distraught that eventually he drowned himself in the river. But still his soul could find no rest, and eventually he was seen to ride out at the head of the Wild Hunt. Now the Hunt, composed of lost souls, rides out on dark horses, and the occasional black Harley-Davidson, to protect the country. With hooves and wheels not quite touching the ground, they ride in the direction of the greatest danger of the moment. So, having recently returned from a sojourn facing Germany, I last saw them riding towards Westminster...

There are many versions of the Wild Hunt stories, and in general, rather than protecting the country, the Hunt protects small and vulnerable creatures from the nasties of the night. To start to find out more, you could do worse than to check out the homepage of the morris side of the same name, at Wild Hunt Bedlam Morris. Or you could go and watch them - they're a fine bunch of people.