Stuart's Tale Song
Oh dear what can the matter be?
The data is in a digital lavatory
Lost in a sea of broken parity
Sod it, this just isn't fair
They promised reliabilty, resilience and speed
For a fair price, no gimmicks take heed
They promised integrity, said dont worry - no need
To store our customers mail
Oh dear what can the matter be?
This product is a humongous travesty
Not any way to recover the binary
Bugger, this really aint fair
They promised reliabilty, resilience and speed
For a fair price, no gimmicks take heed
They promised integrity, said dont worry - no need
To store our customers mail
Oh dear what can the matter be?
A product full o' promise that hasn't been
Trouble free and reliably hassle-free
Arse, its broken again
They promised reliabilty, resilience and speed
For a fair price, no gimmicks take heed
They promised integrity, said dont worry - no need
To store our customers mail
Oh dear what can the matter be?
The pickaxe is stuck and the team cannot shake it free
Broken chassis, heck it's the best its been
Smashing, it really is