Name: Homer J Simpson Age: 36 Role: Father figure and provider Occupation: Safety Inspector, Sector 7G, Springfield Nuclear Power Plant. Briefly worked the night shift at the Kwik-E-Mart Medical: A triple bypass operation. Sayings: D'oh, Mmm Awards: The C.Montgomery Burns Award for Outstanding Achievement in the Field of Excellence. Employee of the month. Springfield Nuclear Power Plant Belching Contest Winner, Grammy Award for 'Outstanding Soul, Spoken Word, or Barbershop Album of the Year'. High school reunion trophies for most wieght gained, most hair lost, most improved odor, and person who travelled least distance Extracurricular: Mistaken for Bigfoot. Member of The Be Sharps. Voice of Poochie. Mascot for the Springfield Isotopes. Manager for Lurleen Lumpkin. Proprietor of Mr Plow snow-plowing service. NASA Astronaut. Springfield boxing champion.
Name: Marjorie Simpson nee Bouvier Age: 34 Role: Thread that holds the family together Personal: Shoe size 13AA. Hair Dye Blue #56 Famous For: Marshmallow squares Admirers: Artie Ziff, Mr. Burns, Moe, Springfield Isotopes' Flash Baylor, Jacques Employment: Strikebreaking teacher at Springfield Elementary, Nuclear power plant, Carhop waitress, Pretzel franchisee, Police officer Criminal: Misdemeanor shoplifting Quirks: Cooks with less than eight spices. Has webbed feet. Often sleeps naked. Kept two of Millhouses teeth. Extracurricular: Organized town-wide boycott of 'Itchy & Scratchy' to eliminate cartoon violence. Commisioned by Mr Burns to paint his portrait. Conquered fear of flying after facing up to the fact that her father was a flight attendent. Invited to join the Springfield Country Club but declined in favour of the family.
Name: Bartholemew (Bart) Simpson Age: 10 Role: Troublemaking eldest child Aliases: Rudiger, El Barto, Rat Boy Languages: French, learnt on a student exchange trip. Idol: Krusty the Clown Romances: Jessica Lovejoy, Laura Powers Sayings: Eat my shorts. Don't have a cow. Aye Carumba. Extracurricular: Sawed off the head of Jebediah Springfield's statue. Mistaken for a genius after swapping IQ tests with Martin. Sold his soul for $5. Saved Mr Burns's life by donating blood and briefly served as his heir. Finked on Krusty for tax fraud. Became famous as the 'I Didn't Do It' boy on Krusty's show. Foiled Sideshow Bob on numerous occasions
Name: Lisa Simpson Age: 8 Role: Moral Center Aliases: The saddest kid in grade number two Instruments: Saxaphone, Guitar First Word: Bart Romance: Mr. Bergstrom, Nelson, Corey Addictions: The Corey Hotline, Trucker's Choice Stay-Awake Tablets Extracurricular: Mentored by late Bleeding Gums Murphy. Won regional essay contest but lost the nation competition in Washington D.C. after losing faith in the government. Desired by Ralph Wiggum. Coinvented Lisa Lionheart doll as rival to talking Malibu Stacey. All-star ice hockey goalie. Discovered Jebediah Springfield was a pirate but covered it up. Served brief term as Litle Miss Springfield. Foiled Sideshow Bob on multiple occasion with Bart.
Name: Maggie Simpson Age: 1 Role: Pacifier-sucking youngest member of the family Enemies: Gerald, the baby with one eyebrow Dexterity: Low, falls over often First Word: Daddy Value: $847.63 (according to the cash register at the start) Extracurricular: Rescued Bart and Lisa from the Babysitter Bandit. Can spell e=mc2 with her toy blocks and 'Maggie Simpson' on her Etch-A-Sketch. Led a baby rebellion at the Ayn Rand School for Tots. Shot Mr. Burns
Name: Abraham Simpson Age: ? Role: Grumbling family elder Occupation: Retired. Previous Employement: Worked in a fast food restaurant Extracurricular: Inventor of Grampa's rejuvanating tonic. Identified the Springfield cat burglar.
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