* These are quite distinct from the other dodgy pixellated ads, which are the result of J Nash ineptly saving the authentic original Quark documents as unsatisfying screen snapshots. The clot.

UPDATE! Except now he's agonisingly reconstructed some of those bitty pics from the original docs PROPERLY THIS TIME, only to find they don't quite work because some elements are missing. Still, they're better than the squinty first versions. The giveaway is any ad where the logo proclaims the mag to be "MIG WE." On such an ad, cutouts probably won't have transferred correctly - the OJ one and Zeewolfier, for example. (Except the thumbnails are okay, because they were adapted from the crunchy snapshots, which effect is reduced at the smaller size.) (Blimey.)

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