AP2

EVENTS THIS ISH:

Gentleman editor Jonathan Davies leaves (to save PC Gamer). Cam obtains the Edship, thoughtlessly ruining the long-standing gag of his attempts to assassinate JD every other week in a process of Darwinian promotion. Steve becomes Dep Ed, which technically means he is irresponsibly languid and sleekly efficient at the same time. By the chance of not being a robot, he escapes an explosion of head.

Hi-Ho Silver Lining silently vanishes. The CD32 has been dead, dead, dead for months, which AP's publishers finally acknowledge with this wittily timed liquidation.

The ish also marks C-Monster's OFFICIAL ASCENSION TO MIGHTINESS. We then neglect to employ him again until December, thus impressing upon him the TRANSIENCE OF TRUE POWER or our endemic laziness, we forget which.

We become a bit more assertive.