*Stuart can no longer recall what these legal shenanigans might have been; a tragic consequence of his career as a stunt double for the top of Oliver Hardy's head. J Nash's exhaustive researchings (ie, looking at another page) have equally failed to resolve the mystery.

"The timing's wrong for just about all of the featured lawsuits," explains the renowned pugilist and harp stringer. "Only Cannon Fodder is close enough, but that's still three months in the past and nothing in the story suggests a sudden twist would require a spine line a quarter of a year later. 'Besetting the magazine' eliminates individual mighty beings as the referred culprit, so that means, for example, that Steve Frrr's second income at the time of burglary by drawing a neutrally tinged cloth over himself in a shallow ditch on waste ground and waiting patiently for a house to be built around him remains safely a secret. I'd examine the ish closely for clues, but do not possess it. Hmmm." Here he rubbed at his chin and broke at least one of his thighs.

If anyone can suggest what legal shenanigans might actually be involved, let us know. Perhaps you're a powerful legal firm who left a folder on a photocopier for 12 years and this rings a bell - why not write in on your way to the court to continue the action? (Hang on, there's something on the tip of my tongue here - Ed.)