*As with all AP's best gags, this one was based in truth. Despite calling every other day for months and returning God knows how many in-triplicate request forms, we couldn't get Commodore to send the world's best-selling Amiga games magazine one of their new Amiga-based game consoles for love nor money. (Actually, to be fair, those were the two approaches we didn't actually try.) They really were the most useless, cretinous morons you could ever hope to find in charge of a company.

Much to Colin The Publisher's chagrin (he didn't want us to admit this "weakness" and appear fallible in the eyes of the readers, but we figured since they already knew perfectly well how fallible we were, we might as well get some laughs out of it), we made the most out of the situation, comically flagging our lack of a CD32 in competition pages, Hi-Ho Silver Lining, news stories and anywhere else we could think of.