*Obviously, many AP staff members were promoted during their time on the mag - Stuart, for example, joined as Staff Writer then became Reviews Ed, Dep Ed, Temp Ed and Dep Ed again, and unofficially emptied the bins. To simplify things, we've listed someone under their mightiest achievement.

(Full details will be on their official mighty being page, if there is one. Otherwise, start with someone's first appearance by poking their inspiring face then leaf through the issues, or puff air disappointed through vibrating lips and go and mend a shoe or something instead.)