AP2

EVENTS THIS ISH:

The price goes up 45p. Nwerp.

Gentleman editor Jonathan Davies arrives (from Sega Zone).

The new circulation figures show a tiny drop from the last period of 58 readers. Once again, we disprove the laws of publishing (which insist we ought to be dead by now) with our hip-knuckling pose of akimbo defiance.

Except not quite.