*An obvious last-minute replacement for the real guest, who was a light-aircraft pilot whose plane stalled and who ended up gliding to earth in such a shallow curve he narrowly missed some people crossing a field.
(Or something. It was a while ago. It was definitely terribly funny at the time.)
The line was something like
I can see my house from here!
And a cow!
And a cyclist!
Haven't played it
but fell foul of Cam's Rule mere minutes before the page had to be sent to lino.
We waited for a good fifty-three seconds, but no one else died, so we had to go with a dreadfully feeble reference to a publisher handing over AP to someone else. Like anyone cared. (I agree. - A Publisher.)