AP2

Sales had peaked earlier in the year, so this gripping hold against forecasts was truly mighty. Everything was ruined for the orphan zoo-going children of the world when an investigation revealed that the raw sales data supplied to the auditors had been invented by Colin The Publisher so he looked good to his employer.

The auditors subtracted 5,000 copies from the next period's real sales as a punishment. We offered simply to kick his head in, but they were adamant.