*Readers! Already there is a debate you can join in. Stuart reckons it should "2 The Write Thing" (or, if you want to be like that, "AP Two"). J Nash, however, thinks this drivelling nonsense.
If you can work up enough enthusiasm to care in the slightest what these two (or 2) argue about, be sure to address your letters accordingly. Stuart will consider any letter mentioning "2 The Write Thing" as a triumph for continuity-based comedy, while JN will personally shake the hand of anyone voting for common sense - voting for "Two The Write Thing."
Frankly, it's a wonder this thing ever came out.