Stuart Campbell

If AP were all kings of something, Rich would be The King Of Intros - all intros of any kind anywhere in the world should be done by Rich.

I still don't understand why he isn't employed by every TV company in the land as their universal link man.

Personal favourites? Too many to list, but I can't resist a quick mention for one of his countless tips page classics - "Give me a 'C'! Give me an 'O'! Give me an 'MPLETE CONTROL!'"

May he live forever.