J Nash

*I'd also like at this point to thank TV's famous's Super Play's Ask Ade's Z Nicholson for the Cadfael & God bit where God points instantly to the culprit and said, "He did it."

I haven't mentioned this previously as I've been waiting for Zy to forget so I can sign the papers for the 13-part super-glamour G&D television series Aaron Spelling has been increasingly anxious to greenlight. The series is to star Steven Seagal and Patricia Hayes.

(Oops! Sorry, I didn't realise this comment was occupied. Hang on. I - I - corwumph! - Z Nicholson.)

Cripes, that's torn it.

(Also, I've died now - A Spelling.)

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