J Nash

*I just can't help myself.

It's this meddling which led directly to my award-winning international subbing career, swooping in by jet-pack to fix rubbish writing and terrible punctuation then disappearing like a shadow in the night leaving only swirling piles of articles unarguably made better, and that's why today I live on an island made of jade slung beneath a silver Zeppelin that orbits the moon, which I own.

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