The Lady or the Tiger?

Do you want to download AP2 for offline reading, or change AP2's layout (or learn how to make your own)?

CHOOSE, MORTAL.

"Take that, lady or the tiger."

Or contact AP2? (I'll get you for this - F Stockton.)

In case anything ever goes wrong with AP2's spiritual home at Pipex, there's an underground laboratory at http://theweekly.co.uk/ap2, probably concealed by a pistoning chair and an ill-fitting bookcase.