Good day.

I, Doctor Herbert Lengths, am welcomed into your home.

I direct your attention to The Complete AP2.

I remind you that this is a Custom version of AP2; you may adjust your dials or reactivate the original if you wish.

(Note that this may not be the Original Visual Style version. If you have Javascript switched on, you may concuss the style urchin to ensure correctness.)

I remind you also that AP2 has been digitally remastered; and, while you can read it with any old thing, it looks less awful with stylesheets switched on, which, as you're reading this, they aren't.