Batman (Jackboot Stamping On a Human Face) Forever

A film so horrible that it shook our faith in bunking off, almost led to our disciplinary kicking-in, cracked the pealing bell of harmony in the office and was single-handedly responsible for J Nash's personal crusade to have screenwriter Akiva Goldsman killed.

Sue liked the nippled suits though.

A challenger to B Forever's misery crown emerged recently in the The Hitch-Hiker's Guide to the Galaxy movie, but we were all dead by then.